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I just wanna marry him and have a billion adorable Spanish speaking, tennis playing babies. That is not too much to ask.

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John Hughes <3


I could post some long entry about the genius that is John Hughes. I could go on and on about how sad I was to hear the news. But none of that is needed. Only five simple words are.

The man shaped my life.

Thank you.

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Writer's Block: Left Behind

What do you want done with your body after you die?
   I used to want the "traditional" process : funeral, ground burial, etc. But somewhere along the way I started liking the idea of having a non-traditional funeral. You know, one of those death parties where no one is allowed to cry or wear black, your mourners just laugh and talk about all the good times. I was still keen on the whole buried six feet under part, though.
  However, I changed my mind again. I decided I do want a traditional funeral. i want people wearing black, crying their eyes out, and putting Kleenex out of business! I want bitches to mourn. I don't care if that makes me a horrible person or not, I'll be dead anyways. I also decided I'd rather be cremated. I've instructed those who I think will be around after me to make sure they find a reputable cremation place. I don't want to have my body dumped somewhere and my "ashes" be remnants of God knows what. I don't know exactly where I'd like my ashes to be spread, I don't think I've found that place yet. I'll know it when I end up there, though.
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Well, here goes nothing guys. This is my first post in LJ.
I figured it should be something that would give you all a little insight into me.
Nothing too personal, as I like to retain an air/heir? of mystery, but something about me nonetheless. 

If there is one thing every person should know about me, it is that I love television. Actually, love probably isn't a strong enough word. Obsessed maybe. Yes, obsessed. I am obsessed with television :) 

The truth is, I find fictional characters far less disappointing than the people I actually know.
And I find their lives far more intriguing than my own. 

I've decided that my first few posts will all deal with a particular show that is very special to me.
I guess I'm treating this as more of a blog than a journal, huh?
Oh well, whatevs.
[oh, you should also know I say whatevs. instead of whatever]
[and that I have an affinity for commas, and don't always use them correctly :) ]

Read on if you please :D

First on my list is probably the show dearest to my heart, for reasons unknown...
ABC Daytime Drama General Hospital !

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